Original one-liners

• "Money is the loot of all evil."
• "The pun is mightier than the pen."
• "Art is the inventory of the soul."
• "So, I met this fisherman. I said.......I said, what's your net worth?"
• "I had this rabbit. I called him Anthony Hopkins."
• "Pantaloon" def. Canadian trouser-wearing duck.
• The Houdini Union for Escape Artists - "Untied we Stand."
• "It is not slaves who should be abolished, it is their masters."
• "Panhandlers are a catalyst for change."