Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Original one-liners

  • "Money is the loot of all evil."
  • "The pun is mightier than the pen."
  • "Art is the inventory of the soul."
  • "So, I met this fisherman. I said.......I said, what's your net worth?"
  • "I had this rabbit. I called him Anthony Hopkins."
  • "Pantaloon" def. Canadian trouser-wearing duck.
  • The Houdini Union for Escape Artists - "Untied we Stand."
  • "It is not slaves who should be abolished, it is their masters."
  • "Panhandlers are a catalyst for change."

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